Question Hour: Episode #1: Felicia from Darkstalkers
The room was lit with light from all corners of the room, several people sitting around a round table. Two of them were dressed in suits to make them look like interviewers, the other, however, was a young Catgirl with long blue hair and beautiful green eyes. She wore no clothes, only having her body covered by beautiful snow white strips of fur. She was calmly sipping warm milk from a cup, smiling at her interviewers with a smile that said "I'm happy to be here".
Interviewer #1: Welcome, Ms. Felicia. It means a lot to us that we are able to have this interview with you.
Felicia: It's very good to be here nyah! As soon as I heard about a possible interview for my fans, I took the opportunity as soon as I could. Capcom can be rather questionable at times with their sources about their characters, so please, ask me anything you can think of meow. I promise I will do my best to answer them. (Smiling happily)
Interviewer #2: We're also fans of yours Felicia, so it is indeed very good to know that we are the ones you get to interview you. You could almost call it a dream come true.
Felicia: (Blushing a bit) Aaawwwww…it's nothing at all. I love my fans very much, all of them. Please, go right ahead, I'm all ears (Her adorable cat ears twitch)
Interviewer #1: Alright…here's the first question for you Ms. Felicia…
Felicia: Please, Felicia is fine. No need to b formal, we're all friends, not co-workers. (Chuckling)
Interviewer #1: (Chuckling) Alright…Felicia…you're first question is a popularly discussed one amongst fans. Were you born as a Catgirl or were you turned into one at a later age?
Felicia: Hmmhmmhmmm, I guess it's a detail that Capcom didn't explain nyah? I was born as a Catgirl from my Catgirl mother…I…erm…never got to know my father. From what I can remember of him as a baby is…very blurry at best meow. But the ironic thing is that even Cat-Creatures are born as human babies and gain their cat-like features overtime. Girls grow their Cat features a few years earlier than boys do, it's kind of like our own little puberty BEFORE puberty. (Giggling)
Interviewer #2: There has been comics stating that you were born a Human however.
Felicia: Oh I'm not worried about that nyah, I don't mind people having an imagination nyah, as long as they keep it tame, you know?
Interviewer #2: Yes, but of course Felicia. Shall we move onto the next question?
Felicia: I'm ready when you are. (Smiling as she takes a sip of her warm milk) Aaaahhh…so soothing.
Interviewer #1: Next Question…what kind of dancing is it that you like the most? I wish that we would be able to see you dance Felicia, I'm sure you would do it beautifully as they say.
Felicia: You're going to make me blush again with words like that nyah…*Ahem* I'm a lover of all dances, but there are so many to choose from, they are all special in their own way and are indeed spectacular. However, while I do love dancing, I could never date someone who only knew how to dance, part of the reason I turned down Deejay from Street Fighter.
Interviewer #1: You were thinking of dating Deejay?
Felicia: No no, I wanted to get him to show me his style of dance, but the man just couldn't sit still. He was nice though, and for that, I thank him for what I learned, even though that wasn't much…(Sweatbeeding)
Interviewer: Anyways, that's going away from the question at hand…
Felicia: Right…well, if I had to pick any for my favorite type of dance, it would definitely have to be something that's made to be a dance for two, a duet of dancers! I would like that someday, all with my own back-up dancers and everything! However, for now, I'll stick with my solo acts, for the fans love it.
Interviewer #2: What about your least favorite type of dance? I-If you have one of course…
Felicia: Least favorite? That's actually a rather simple answer meow! It'd have to be along the lines of Crunk and Breakdancing. It's not that I don't like the style of dancing, but the music that is used for these dance styles feels like it has no soul to it, no passion. It…It doesn't feel right with me. So…while I don't hate it, it is indeed not my favorite.
Interviewer #2: Those dances are very popular these days amongst younger folks, but I'm sure you already knew that…
Felicia: Yes I did meow. But, while that is true, it's not entirely a bad thing either. At least it's good to know that the young are taking interest in dance…not very commonly seen from when I was growing up nyah.
Interviewer #1: Moving on…and this one may be…erm…a little touchy…
Felicia: Huh? How so?
Interviewer #1: It's regarding relationships…
Felicia: Ooooooohhhh…I don't mind! Ask away! (Sipping from her cup again)
Interviewer #1: Alright, we'll cut straight to the point on this one…are you in a relationship at the moment or are you planning to be in one soon? There's a lot of fans who would love to be with you.
Felicia: Hmmhmmhmmm, I definitely knew that this question was going to come up, and I'm going to be as honest as possible. The truth is…no, I've never had a relationship in my life yet, nothing like that.
Interviewer #2: Some fans think that you and Jon Talbain would make a good couple if you got together.
Felicia: Oh no no no, I highly doubt that from being possible meow. We're too different, our ideals are almost opposite, not to mention he doesn't think very highly of me on account of my love for humans…besides, too many teeth for my liking, way too many. (Shuddering a little bit)
Interviewer #2: What about the other boys of your series? See a possible match between them and you?
Felicia: Most likely not. Demitri is evil, Rikuo is married, Lord raptor is…er…dead, same story with Anakaris, and Sasquatch and Bishamon both explain for themselves meow. But…i-it's not like I like being alone, I'm just a very busy woman. So much has happened in the past few years of my life, and it's all taken a lot of my time and effort to keep going. I am happy for what I've done for my life meow. But…one day, I'd like to meet a nice man, settle down, have some kittens and raise a family. I always wanted to meet a Male Cat-creature, but I've never seen one before…
Interviewer #1: From what details have been given, they've either been extinct or never existed at all…
Felicia: Not true! There has been reports of Male Cat-creatures! I've seen them before, but I can't remember where it was that I saw it…meow…I'm sorry…I'm rambling aren't I?
Interviewer #2: Don't worry yourself about it Felicia, we believe you. Trust me, we would love to meet a male Cat-creature too, but sadly the chances seem to be slim-to-none as we can tell…but for now…we should move onto the next question.
Felicia: But of course…what is the next question for meow? (Now nomming on a tuna sandwich)
Interviewer #1: Alright, moving on…Felicia, our question for you now is…is actually a couple of questions regarding yourself, your dislikes as of based by the official Capcom Wiki state that you now hate Meat, Dogs and Swearing, along with a birthday of September 19th instead of May 19th. Care to help us clear some things up please?
Felicia: But of course I can. (Smiling) Well…to start…my birthday IS on a 19th, but it's just that I can't remember the month…it's…always a mystery to me…aside from that, I will say that I love meat, preferably steak meow, and…umm…did it say any particular kind of meat?
Interviewer #2: From what we can tell, it means meat products in general, that also includes things like Eggs and Tofu.
Felicia: Ugh, Tofu is horrible! Eggs, however, are delicious. That fact aside, of course I'm going to like meat, we felines are known for being carnivores after all meow, although I don't mind a good salad and some delicious Chinese food that I get from this wonderful takeout place I know in the city I live in. But all meats and food aside meow, I also will say I don't like swearing, but sometimes it slips out, you know? I mean…it happens to everyone right?
Interviewer #2: I guess it is only fair, no one can be THAT controlled over what they say. Anyways, moving on from that, what about your opinion on Dogs?
Felicia: Personally, as long as they're not chasing me or trying to take me out with Divine Instruments, I don't mind. But I do have the whole "OMG! DOG! ATTACK!!" mentality sometimes. Hmmhmmm, it looks like I'm more cat than I thought I was.~
Interviewer #1: Good answers all around. Next question is something I'm sure some people would like to know as it'd give us more light on your musical tastes. What are your favorite artists when it comes to music?
Felicia: Favorite Artists? Ooooh boy, that's a toughie…(Scratching her head) Hmmmmmmmmmm…well for one, I am a large Michael Jackson fan, his dancing skills are simply breathtaking. I really want to get to dance to some of his music sometime…maybe Thriller and Beat it? Oh, and how can I forget Smooth Criminal? I also have a liking for Kylie Minogue, for her adorable voice is almost entrancing. Not to mention her songs have just the right beat to dance to.
Interviewer: You seem to have a love for artists that are known for their dance skills, is it not true?
Felicia: Of course! I always love the inspiration that people like MJ, Madonna and more give someone like me. However, if I ever want to change the pace, Bond is my choice for classical music, Queen and Journey are my picks for rock 'n' roll, and I don't listen to rap or hip hop, so I will say that I think I'm more of an oldies girl in my music choices. (Smiling as she paused to sip from her cup)
Interviewer #1: A very respectable taste in music Felicia! I am also a very large fan of Queen as well. My favorite song from them is definitely we will rock you.
Felicia: Mine is Made in Heaven, it's so soothing and wonderful at the same time.
Interviewer #2: Now then…as for your next question, people want to know if you're a gamer girl on the side of being a performer…
Felicia: Are you kidding?! The answer is a definite YES! I've been meaning to catch up and get my 360 some new games, but I've been hooked to Okami ever since Puppy gave it to me as a present. But yes, I am indeed a Kitty Gamer. (Winks)
Interviewer #2: I can guarantee that there will be some happy to hear that. Do you have a preferred console to play on Felicia?
Felicia: I love my Wii the most, for I can play good games and exercise at the same time, it's very good for someone like meow.
Interviewer #1: Excellent answer. We have but one question left for you today Felicia, are you ready for it?
Felicia: Lemme have it Interviewer!~ (Running her paw through her hair)
Interviewer #1: The final Question that we have for you Felicia is…actually…heh heh, a rather blatant question. Are you a fan of water or are you, like most other cats, afraid or hating of it? And also, do you take baths like humans or actual cats?
Felicia: To be honest, when I was just a kitten, I was VERY afraid of water, but I came to enjoy it after a while, so I now take baths just like humans do. I bathe at least 3 times a week, but I shower every morning. But, at times, when my coat need grooming, I bathe like a cat does to make sure I'm as clean as possible. And with that, last question…check. (Smiling cutely as she winked)
Interviewer #1: Thank you very much for your time Felicia, we'll be sure to get this interview out to the masses as soon as we can. (Shaking her paw) It has been a real pleasure.
Felicia: (Shaking the hands of both interviewers) I feel the same way. I hope that I helped out fill in some plotholes about the REAL me. (Giggling)
Interviewer #2: You certainly did Felicia! (Looking off camera) And to all watchers and readers, that concludes this month's article for Question Hour's first episode, featuring the beautiful Ms. Felicia from the Darkstalkers series. We will have a new article coming up in the next month, so be sure to keep your eyes peeled! But, for now, it's time to say goodbye.~
Felicia: Nyah! Goodbye everyone! (waving)