MvC3 Joke Comic Scripts 2

More Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Joke Scripts

Scipt #1: Super-Skrull's real ending:

(The scene starts with Super-Skrull standing over a defeated Galactus, laughing)

Skrull: Mwahahahahaaa! This is the end of the mighty Galactus, and the rise of the Skrull Empire's conquering of Earth!! We shall have Victory!!!

(From out of nowhere, Frank appears behind Super-Skrull with a WTF Gonk look on his face, pointing at Super-Skrull)

Frank: OH MY GOSH!! AN ALIEN!!!

Super-Skrull: The Mighty Super-Skrull is more then a mere Alien!! I AM A GO…

(Before SS can finish his sentence, Frank pulls out his baseball and whacks SS over the head with it, knocking him out clean)

Frank: Ain't no way some Alien's gonna beat me!

Scorpion: (Out of nowhere) FATALITY!!!

(In another location, namely Felicia's bedroom, Tony and Felicia are snuggled up tight in bed, almost falling asleep. It was then that Tony looks up at the ceiling with a large grin on his face, Felicia noticing and looking at him)

Felicia: Nyah? Tony, what's wrong?

Tony: Huh? (Looks at Felicia) Oh nothing Felicia. I just had the strangest feeling that…something very good just happened.





Script #2: Why Dormammu's so cool

(The scene starts with Dormammu and Viewtiful Joe standing in the middle of an open space, with nothing around them)

Viewtiful Joe: Hi there! I'm your one and only Viewtiful Joe! And…as of lately…I have discovered what makes Dormammu here so cool!!

Dormammu: Say what now?

Viewtiful Joe: It's not because of his attitude, cool powers, or awesome outfit! Oh No!! It's because…HIS HEAD IS ON FIRE!! (Points dramatically at Dormammu's head)

Dormammu: You've got to be kidding me. (Facepalms himself)

Viewtiful Joe: Well…I shall once again make myself the coolest character EVER!! (Pours gasoline all over him and lights himself on fire) Ha Ha!! Now I'm Viewtiful Joe, the Flame-master!!

Dormammu: Uhhhhhh…you do know that I'm cooler for more then my firey head…right?

Viewtiful Joe: (Stops for a second) Wait a second…HOLY S**T!! FIRE!! FIIIIIRE!!! HELP ME I'M ON FIREEEE!!! (Runs around Chibi style)

Dormammu: (Slowly backing up and walking away, then walks away whistling)





Script #3: Sentinel's an Ass

(The scene starts with Sentinel and Arthur about to face off in battle)

Announcer: Get Ready to Brawl!! FIIIIIIIGHT!!!

(Arthur dashes forward and begins trying to smash Sentinel's foot and leg with his lance)

Arthur: Ha! Have at you Vile beast!! I shall defeat you!

(Arthur continues smashing Sentinel's foot with his lance, getting nowhere)

Sentinel: (Eyes flash) PUNT.EXE ACTIVATED!! HUUUUUT!!!

(Sentinel delivers a powerful kick that sends Arthur flying off into the distance Team Rocket Style.)

Announcer: K.O.!!!!

Sentinel: (After winning) F**K THE KNICKS.EXE ACTIVATED, PREPARING FOR CHANGES.

(Pulls out a couple of Spray Cans and sprays himself Mango Sentinel Style, putting on a pair of Sunglasses)

Sentinel: I AM IN THE GAME HATERS.EXE ACTIVATED!!! DEAL WITH IT!!



Script #4: The Worst Possible Match-up

(The scene shows Magneto on the right hand side of the picture, laughing with his arms crossed as he looks at his opponents.)

Magneto: Mwahahhahaaaaaa!!

(On the other side of the screen, Wolverine, Iron Man, and Arthur are looking at him with a "WTF Gonk" look on their faces)

Arthur: By God this sucks!!!

(The scene then jumps to all 3 of them dead on the ground, and Magneto just walking away, whistling the tune to his theme song)



Scene #5: Felicia's Reaction to Capcom Unity

(The scene starts with Felicia sitting peacefully at a desk with her laptop on the table. She then types in Capcom-Unity.com and clicks enter, bringing up the home page. While this cannot be seen, she scrolls through the threads of the forum and opens up the Felicia discussion thread. She then puts on a surprised face as she reads the context)

Felicia: Meow? Why are all these people arguing about me? What did I do? That's not something that I was expecting to see. Let's see if I can find some positive feedback on my character around here somewhere…

(She then scrolls down through some more threads…reading up on some character feedback, and seeing the bad things said about her, putting on a sad face and her ears droop)

Felicia: Meeeooww.~That's so mean! I…I just wanted to be the best character I could be for them. (Looks at the Character Discussion thread) Hmm…I wonder what's in here…

(Felicia opens up the Discussion thread and finds pictures/stories of Super-Skrull X Felicia, which makes her go wide eyed and have her mouth wide open. She then Looks away from the screen, disgusted)

Felicia: OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS DISGUSTING MEOW!!!~ I…I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!!! (Pulls a pail over near her desk and ducks her head out of view, making a noise that suggests she's barfing into the Trash pail. She then looks back up at the screen, wiping the excess vomit off of her face) Myaaahhh…what the hell is wrong with these people?! (Shuts the screen closed and looks off in a creped-out look with bloodshot eyes.)

Tony (Myself): (Pops up in front of the camera) ARE YOU LEARNING ANYTHING YET?! DO YOU GET THE POINT OF THIS MESSAGE???!!! (Shakes the camera) ARE YOU GETTING IIIIIT?!!!